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AAAAAHHH!!!! IT’S BACK! RUN! RUNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Well, that horrifying image can only mean one thing: it is time for the Short Shorts, a few thoughts that I have on the comics I read. These are reviews, just short comments: Briefs if you will.
God, I suck for using that image over and over again. You all have my word that I won’t use it again for at least a few days.
Checkmate #22
I will forego the usual gushing I do about just how damned good this comic is…meh, no I won’t. My god, this comic is just firing on all cylinders. Rucka and Trautmann have completed a two-part storyline which solidifies Josephine Tautin’s standing as the baddest Frenchman (woman…whatever) to hit the planet since Jean Reno, and more importantly, they have established that the legacy of Mademoiselle Marie is as storied and rich as any in the DCU. They have taken a rather unused concept and have given it new life. These past couple issues have been a wonderful way to spotlight one of the characters while establishing the new Royals following the Wall’s departure from the organization. We’re about to go into the the third year of one of DC’s best comics, and I can’t wait for more.
Booster Gold #6
Wow. What an issue. This one was for the fans, that’s for sure. Johns and Katz are doing a wonderful job establishing Booster Gold in his new niche of the DCU. The issue title: Meet the Beetles….awesome. They even got the font down just right! While I am excited about the returning character in this arc, I cannot help but feel that this isn’t permanant. That doesn’t matter to me, tho, as I’m sure that they’ll do whatever they have planned just as well as every issue has been up to this point. Looking forward to what looks to be a possible new Booster and Supernova team (could we be seeing a new Goldstar at some point in the near future?) Looking forward to what’s next for Booster, Rip, Daniel, Ted and everyone else.
Catwoman #75
How is it that this title just gets better? I honestly think that Phieffer does a better job with the Salvation Run plot than that title is doing itself. This is just a damned good comic. I don’t know how else to describe it. It has upset me and it has made me happy…the only thing that it hasn’t done is fail to deliver in quality. This has been one of DC’s strongest titles since One Year Later, and even tho I still miss Helena I am committed to this for the long haul. This truly feels like Selena versus the world…and indeed it is. Boy, she sure has pissed a lot of people off in the past couple years!
Countdown to Final Crisis #15
Still not my favorite comic, but it has been steadily improving over the past few weeks. Ray Palmer is still a whiny-ass, which is annoying, but he looks as if he’ll break out of his doldrums. Donna Troy asserts herself, proving that the Rick James joke will never get old…except it is. Still, nice moment – a kind of “yeah, I’m convoluted…so what?” which closes the door on her “continuity” as far as I’m concerned. I can’t figure out exactly what Brother Eye is up to, and for the life of me I can’t remember why or when it’s current actions began. Hopefully this will be a focus in more upcoming issues.
Birds of Prey #114
Sean McKeever continues to make this title his own. Excellent focus on the various members of the team, as well as some screen time for other operatives and it looks as if we have a new one. I think that she is new – have we seen Infinity before? I must admit that I was enjoying this issue up until the last page when one of the single most annoying characters in comics shows up. Boy, I would love it if it were her final appearance! Aside from that it was a great read. Totally feels like set-up, but I don’t mind as it is being done well.
Justice League of America #17
Two good stories in one comic. Burnett sets up what is a natural storyline with the current events of the DCU, and he uses a lot of snazzy villains in the process (a new version of one, and one whom I thought was dead, but what the hell, right?); meanwhile, McDuffie explores a few things wrong with Vixen, and for us long-time fans (dorks) it obviously doesn’t look good. Another set-up issue this week, but with Final Crisis approaching I guess that a lot of comics are getting their big storylines set up. Enjoying this comic, but it needs to step up.