Yep. The viral advertising worked on me. I saw Cloverfield on opening weekend.
That says a lot right there. I hate going to the movie theatre. I hate how crowded it is, and how rude the talkers are, and I hate how freaking overpriced it is. When I go to the theatre, it is because I want to see something on the big screen, and dammit – I wanted to see this on the big screen.
No spoilers from me. I really, really enjoyed this flick; quite a bit more than I had expected to. The monster was utterly amazing, and they showed just enough to get the point across and to leave you wanting more. The monster was as much of a character in this story as was New York City itself. They both played their roles brilliantly.
As for the human actors, not bad all around. I actually felt sympathetic to all, and I even liked a lot of them (and not just because Marlena was hot…oy vey!) The script had a lot of nice lines, most delivered by the guy who showed up on camera the least, and the bottom line was simple: this was a flick about people and their very human reactions to something as completely otherworldly as a big nasty from the deep attacking a heavily populated city.
Incredible special effects; nifty product placement; clever camera work…three thumbs up from me!
But enough about the film…since this was a film about people, let’s discuss people. Namely, the people who thought it was a good idea to bring young children to a flick like this. From the first attack through the end of the movie there were young kids who kept going up and down the stairs to duck out in the hallway, obviously freaked out by the movie. Hell, I was freaked out by the movie on more than one occassion! There were several “HOLY SH*T!” moments throughout this and it was clearly not made for young children in mind. I know that it says “PG-13,” but that does not mean “my 5-year old kid will love this!” There were at least two little kids crying in the hallway where their parents had taken them…so that they could still watch the movie. Let me tell you – half of the freak-out factor comes from the sounds in this movie. A 5-year old closing his or her eyes isn’t going to stop the deafening roar which will likely be with them for many dreams to come.
Another fun group of people I saw were the “cell-phone photojournalists,” who had their phones out throughout the movie, trying to snap an image of the monster at various points so that they could go put them on the net, I’m assuming. In a dark theatre a fully-lit screen from a RAZR can be phenomenally annoying…and there were several of them. Movie stills will hit the net soon enough, so was it really worth being so damned inconsiderate of others for these clowns to get their “Jimmy Olsen” on? Not quite, says this reporter…
Finally, there are the in-house Movie-Reviewers. These people feel the need to loudly exclaim brilliant commentary such as “There’s the Monster!” at precisely the moment that the Monster appears on screen. Magnificent! And their interaction with one another: “DID YOU SEE THAT?” A fascinating question that was well-timed to occur just after some event, seen by the entire theatre, occurred on screen. Brilliant!
Yeah, I know that I sound like a grumpy gus, but like I said, I hate going to the theatre. Plus, it’s not like any of these people actually ruined this for me. I loved the flick! I just can’t help but notice people around me when I’m in a crowd. Much like Randal, tho I may not like people I am fascinated by gatherings. It’s kind of like a cool, interactive zoo in which I am the spectator as well as one of the animals, undoubtedly being observed by others as keenly as I observe them.
Yes….I forgot to wear pants again. I already heard it from the cops, so I don’t need to hear about it from any of you.
Before I sign off, I need to comment on the previews: Hellboy, Iron Man and the new Will Ferrell basketball movie look good; the Ruins looks bad; Step Off 2 looks…..I’m sorry – was that preview a joke? That’s not a real movie, is it?
Oh, and then there’s that other J.J. Abrahms project coming out next December…that gave me chills!
In closing – go see Cloverfield…just do not take your 5 year-old kid; don’t take cell phone pics; and don’t provide audible commentary. Now – Bring on the Sequel!!!