AAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!! WHY DOES IT KEEP COMING BACK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh, this is just horrendous. I am truly, terribly, absolutely sorry that this horrible, horrible image has once again burned itself upon your poor, innocent retina. I promise not to subject any of you to this horror again for at least another week.
On to the Short Shorts. This is where I offer some comments, briefs if you will, on the various comics I read each week. These are not reviews – you can find plenty of places that offer reviews on the internet (and porn…that’s right! I have recently discovered that there are some dark corners of the internet where porn exists…uncanny!), so instead I will say what comes to mind. Even if my thoughts do not always have anything to do with the comics in question.
Green Lantern #26
Yeah, like I’m not beginning with Green Lantern. I have officially decided that 2007 was the Year of Green Lantern, and I have written letters to the Pope and the estate of former President Zachary Taylor to see if I can get this made, like, official and stuff. I was a bit concerned that after the incredible Sinestro Corps War that the title might take a breather; but that didn’t happen. Instead of taking his foot off of the accelerator, Geoff Johns pushed it down harder, but only after adding rocket fuel to the tank. The ramifications of the first new law of the Book of Oa are put to the test by one of our Lost Lanterns, and it has led to the freakish creation of the Alpha Lanterns who are supposed to play a role in the definition and application of the law. A couple of familiar faces have undertaken this surgery (one which may upset fans of early English tribal queens). The scene of the issue (and of the week in all comics) had to do with John Stewart. I got chills when I read “Willpower exceeds Ring Limitations.” Wow. Full speed ahead, GL!
Countdown #18
Anti-climatic. I want so badly to love this title like I loved 52, but it just isn’t happening. After all of this time with the “mystery” of Ray Palmer’s disappearance all I can think is “That’s it? Are you kidding me?” Not even the “cliffhanger” at the end made me feel anything other than “What the hell is going on here?” And not in a confused way, but rather a “why do I keep buying this?” way. I’m using way to many quotation marks in this Brief, so I’ll try not to use any more. I just don’t know what else to say. I’m frustrated by this comic. I know that I shouldn’t compare it to 52, but I kind of have to. 52 was amazing week in and week out: this…I feel like they’re jerking my chain here. I like all of the creators involved, and I’m not holding this against them in future projects; but I really wish that this could have been better.
Ultimate Power #9
Congrats, Countdown – you weren’t my least favorite comic of the week. What was the freaking point here??? OK, we have a couple characters trading universes and we learned that superheroines make total orgasm faces while fighting (not to mention striking incredible bunny-mag-type poses in the oddest situations). Bottom line is – this 9-issue miniseries ran about 6 issues too long. I can’t believe that they put Squadron Supreme on the back burner for this.
Countdown to Adventure #5
Toyota Forerunner is really growing on me. Didn’t think much of her when she was first introduced, but she is an interesting concept for a character. Excellent move dealing with the space pirates. As for the lead story: I’m enjoying it. They don’t have the same charm as from 52, but Beechan is doing a good job with these three characters as they deal with the returning Lady Styx. Fun scenes; good teamwork; and even the totally-unnecessary-Ellen-jealous-of-Kory bit wasn’t too bad. The bond these three characters share (even if Adam Strange isn’t with Animal Man and Starfire) makes a lot of sense considering what they went through together. Years from now you could see them sitting around Warriors late one night having a few beers and not talking too much about what happened. This title has become a pleasant surprise for me.
Brave & the Bold #9
Possibly my least favorite issue of this title so far; which of course means that it is still better than most other comics out there! Waid and Perez just continue to deal the comic book crack which is this title. It was a sheer joy to see these characters again (many not seen in a long time); and using them to further the Megistus plot was wonderfully entertaining. My favorite part was the team-up with the All-New Atom and the woefully-underused Hawkman. Why he has been swept under the rug in favor of the complete bore that is Hawkgirl is mind-boggling. I loved the Atom’s assessment of Carter Hall at the beginning of the tale; and Waid showed the respect Hawkman has for his friend, Ray Palmer, by accepting his friend’s protege by simply calling him “Atom.”
Countdown: Arena #4
I bought this series for one reason, and one reason only – to show DC that as a reader I want to see Keith Champagne given more writing opportunities. It turned out to be a fun read, for the most part. I enjoyed the different worlds and the different possibilities of these characters. I’m not sure what more they could have done to make this comic better, but considering what he had to work with, I think that Champagne did a fine job. We’ll see how this plays out in Countdown when Monarch finally takes on the Monitors.
Captain America #33
I do not read a lot of Marvel right now, but I’ll be damned if this is not one of the best titles in comics. Brubaker has managed to put such an amazing human face to the “events” of the last couple years in this title. Characters like Bucky, Iron Man, Black Widow, Falcon, Agent 13, Red Skull….I didn’t care a lick about any of them…until reading this title. All too often we have a “OH MY GOD! In this issue, _________ DIES!!!!” and people hem and haw about the death, and the moment…but we don’t see a lot of the fallout or the ramifications. In this, over the past several months, we have seen what the death…and indeed, the life, of Stever Rogers meant. How he inspired and touched the people who knew him; who respected him; and who loved him. Much like the Flash at DC, I think that Brubaker is creating the central “legacy character” of the Marvel Universe.
Gotham Underground #3
Three issues in – still thinking that it is the best Bat-comic being published right now. Brutal fight between “Matches” and Mr. Zsasz – honestly, I’m surprised that it saw print. I’m so used to “Uber-Bats,” that seeing him in a very real fight against an opponent, whom while inferior, had an advantageous drop on him and took advantage of it came as a breath of fresh air. The current events of the DC Universe play heavily into this title, but rather than be bogged down by them, they just run with it and give us a nice, entertaining comic. We have an old friend (possibly) return; and we see that while they are learning to trust in one another, the remaining criminals of Gotham still carry mistrust as a central key to their character. Good story; good art; no complaints.
Legion of Super-Heroes #37
So, no more “Supergirl” in the title, and seeing as how they’re going back, they decided to go waaaay back and bring Jim Shooter back on board! Let me tell you, I was concerned about this move. I am a long-time, loyal Legion fan; but I was concerned that perhaps Shooter was merely a nostalgia move…and maybe that’s true on some level, but it doesn’t change the fact that he wrote an entertaining story which seamlessly weaves in with the NewBoot Legion. Good characterization with Lightning Lad, Light Lass, Karate Kid and Phantom Girl. He has not lost his knack for giving different characters different voices quickly for a new reader. Not too sure about the art yet (what the hell is up with neckless Colossal Boy (err…Micro Lad) on the cover? That just looks like bad 90s stuff), but that’s just a minor quibble. I can see this artist growing on me, and it didn’t distract from an enjoyable “first issue” for one of the legendary names in the Legion universe. I’m sticking with this….yeah, yeah – big surprise, I know.
Action Comics #860
Sigh…..I’m so torn about this comic. Incredible story, great art and tons of potential…but there is one little thing that Geoff Johns seems to be determined to do here that is just ruining all of the good stuff in this story for me. I’m not commenting on it yet, as I will wait to see how it plays out, but if Johns goes in the direction I fear that he is, then I will be very disappointed with him as a writer. Enough of that, tho – we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. The Rejects have come home to Roost in the future, and what better character to offer some perspective on the jerks than the one Legionairre who’s name was synonymous with “rejection” for so long? It was great seeing him and so many other character whom we haven’t seen in far too long. One of the great things about the Legion is that these characters have such varying and specific powers, so working together comes up with interesting possibilities. Case in point: Shadow Lass and Night Girl – that just makes sense! I can’t help but feeling that this story will not just be contained in the pages of this Action Comics storyline, but instead we’re being set up for something big…and who’s 50th Anniversary is 2008???
OK – that is more than enough for now. I’ll cover Jack of Fables in it’s own post, of course, and I may have some more comments on these issues, issues raised by these issues, and other issues unrelated to these issues. Oh, and GL/Sinestro Corps Secret Files deserves a topic in and of itself.